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  • Made a prat of myself.

    Had a bit of pain behind the left knee lately. Was just leaving the supermarket when It suddenly felt like someone stabbed me in the back of my knee. My leg just went from under me and I staggered sideways and crashed into the big ice-making machine and fell through the doors. A couple of people ran over to help me up, but most walked off probably assuming I was pissed. Felt a right idiot, big bruise on my head where it hit the machine. Never a dull moment with this getting older business.

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    Sorry about that Steve hope you are on the mend

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    • #3
      Steve,bonus is you are still Breathing

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        Have you checked the Missus's drawer for voodoo dolls and pins Steve?

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          Did you forget your parachute training Stephen,chin on chest feet and knees together.
          It's not the dog in the fight,it's the fight in the dog that matters.

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          • #6
            His chin was on the ice chest by the sound of it!!

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            • #7
              Maybe you need a walker Steve
              Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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              • #8
                A set of reins like a child wears with someone on the other end more like!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Pat Harley View Post
                  Have you checked the Missus's drawer for voodoo dolls and pins Steve?
                  You could be right, Pat. That's what it felt like. Good as gold now until she sticks the next pin in.

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                  • #10
                    All part o the ageing process Steve. Showin off ta the great grandkids I went ta demonstrate a handspring in the yard n landed flat on mi back like a bag o shite. They,re still laffin at a silly owd twat!

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                    • #11
                      You're lucky you can still walk around a supermarket Steve...i use the term lucky i it's loosest sense.
                      Last edited by Don the Mod; 27 February 2024, 20:04.
                      "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                      • #12
                        These days a run round the supermarket ta try n beat mi record n now a do the Supermarket shoppin on mi Jack Jones. Wi the "Trouble" scrutinisin every fukkin item which took about 2 hours, av gorrit down ta 38 minutes includin gerrin theer n back!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dave Burgess View Post
                          These days a run round the supermarket ta try n beat mi record n now a do the Supermarket shoppin on mi Jack Jones. Wi the "Trouble" scrutinisin every fukkin item which took about 2 hours, av gorrit down ta 38 minutes includin gerrin theer n back!
                          I bet, like here when she shops, you have 2 or 3 of everything Dave.
                          "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Don the Mod View Post
                            You're lucky you can still walk around a supermarket Steve...i use the term lucky i it's loosest sense.
                            It's the only exercise I do nowadays, mate. Walk down the big hill and back with a rucksack on my back carrying the shopping. It's getting a bit more difficult, but like you say, lucky, for now.

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                            • #15
                              Walk there,FINE,a taxi back BETTER!

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