Ned.

[stephenfrank new]

Just reading about Ned Kelly, the famous Aussie bushranger. One of 8 kids to an Irish couple. His dad died when he was 12. No schooling. no doubt as thick as pigshit, could barely put a sentence together, and yet they reckon his last words before he was hung were, 'Such is life.' I can't see it. It's a bit too poetic. I reckon his last words would have been more like, 'Fer feck sake.' or something like that.

[Don the Mod]

Just reading about Ned Kelly, the famous Aussie bushranger. One of 8 kids to an Irish couple. His dad died when he was 12. No schooling. no doubt as thick as pigshit, could barely put a sentence together, and yet they reckon his last words before he was hung were, 'Such is life.' I can't see it. It's a bit too poetic. I reckon his last words would have been more like, 'Fer feck sake.' or something like that.

Sounds a bit like you're confusing Intelligence and education Steve. He may not have been given the chance of an education in those days, but that does not mean he couldn't have been academic, we'll never know. He learned to survive from his intrinsic intelligence and common sense that we're all born with, e.g. he must've been a good planner/organiser to set up and run his criminal enterprise?

[Pat Harley]

And was also good with his hands as he managed to make his own armour from ploughshares and suchlike! Should've remembered his legs though!

[Dave Burgess]

Well Mick Jaggers still jigglin around on stage like a losing contender in the Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes comp.

[bob9739]

I know he played Ned Kelly, but did Mick Jagger really look like him? How unfortunate for Ned!

[Dave Burgess]

Well as a bin lid Bob, at least iz mum cud wet iz kisser n stick im ta the windda whenever eee wuz playin up!

[bob9739]

If he fell in a shit pit people would think he was an Aboriginal.

[Dave Burgess]

Wonder if eee wud put Beth Rigby lipstick on Bob?

[bob9739]

Reckon he'd end up looking like a Tractor tyre inner tube Dave.

[Dave Burgess]

Owd Michelin lips!

[bob9739]

Must have had some suction to draw out that Mars Bar from old Marianne Faithful !

[Dave Burgess]

Iz nickname iz"Dyson"

[bob9739]