the shit has hit the fan

[Dave Burgess]

Re: the shit has hit the fan

Ta tek the piss outa the miserable twat Steve, a wudda asked fer "Smiley Burnetts" Greatest hits!

[bob9739]

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Gone are the days of syringing ears out, used to go regularly each year to have mine done, think I still had half of Lynemouth Colliery still in the bottom of mine judging by the dark stuff they used to get out of them. But now its all done by micro suction, because the reckon syringing damaged your ears. Thing is you can't get an appointment for love nor money !

[Dave Burgess]

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Can,t ear thi Bob?

[KevinMoran]

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Bob - how strange the world has become so complicated and complex - once I got into the Medic role, they taught you how to syringe wax out of ears and it really is a peace of piss with very low risk if you follow the rules.
Best to use some "wax Softner" for a couple of days before - that is still over the counter and used with or without the need for syringe.

Small bore tube (IV giving set works if you haven't got the right kit - use warm water and just gently run the syringe directing the tube to the top of the lug and wait for the plug to come!!

Of course it is handy to be able to see into the ear to check you can see the ear drum, but not essential.

Any pain, just stop, it should be painless - the surface tension of water can actually tear the drum, but typically, as long as you are not squirting like a porn star, the perforation will self heal.

Did it many times for guys in the cuds without real access to full kit - they should have had it done in base but when you get into the field and they tell you they can't hear.....

[treeman]

Re: the shit has hit the fan

'four or five white globular lumps' are you sure you hadn't cum on your face, Chris?

More like the lovely lass came on my face.

[treeman]

Re: the shit has hit the fan

Steve; It was more likely that the lovely lass came on my face.

[bob9739]

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I'm just waiting to see if Doctor Pimpler Popper, will squeeze someone's bollocks by mistake !

[treeman]

Re: the shit has hit the fan

Testing testing

[bob9739]

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When I bought this place the bloke before me was on oxygen bottles as he had some breathing problem, felt sorry for him really because he sounded like a deep sea diver with the bends. He had to carry oxygen bottles around on his back, with pipe up his nose. Poor bugger looked like Buzz Lightyear !