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  • Blondini

    I saw a blonde piece o tash standing on her own by the side of the road last night.
    I walked over and sed,"are you OK sweetheart?"
    "Yes",she sed,"I,m just waiting for a taxi."
    "Thats me",I sed,"I,m your driver."
    "wheres your car then?"she asked.
    "Its over there in the woods",I replied,"thats where I was told you would be waiting."
    "You must think I,m stupid", she sed.
    "No,why?"I replied.
    She sed,"cos I,ve been standing in the wrong f.ckin place for 20 minutes!"

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    Re: Blondini


    She were there toneet an'all!
    All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
    Sir Winston Churchill

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