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  • Lao Tzu

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    Last edited by Don the Mod; 26 January 2013, 10:33.
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    IF YOU ARE CONSTIPATED
    EAT PRUNES
    I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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    • #3
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      Confucius say, man who go to bed with problem wake up with solution in hand.
      "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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        All of the above
        Ad Unum Omnes
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        ericthered@cv6.co.uk
        ex C Coy 1 Para
        Private what are doing here? reply: everyone has to be somewhere! (the late great Spike Milliigan)

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        • #5
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          Cofucius say"Man who sleep on trampoline liable to offspring"
          Also "Rape impossible act:-Man with trousers down run slower than woman with skirt up!"

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          • #6
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            Confucius say: Man who marry woman with small breasts bound to feel lowdown (old as the preverbial hills)

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