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billy meikle
26th August 2021, 16:50
the afghan **** up should be called what it is a disaster. the southern border should be called what it is a disaster. inflation is running rampant. I for one feel for what will happen to the ones left behind. ****in disaster.

Don the Mod
26th August 2021, 16:59
As i said on fudbook Billy, the re-instated Taliban are now well very well equipped and armed, considerably richer and arguably better trained.

Kit Karson
26th August 2021, 20:41
I saw a report and video of Taliban starting a black hawk chopper up and whizzing around... Obviously couldn't get it to fly... But how long before they get to grips with all the shit the yanks have left behind in tact.... Shocking bollocks

stephenfrank
27th August 2021, 04:45
One thing we should never forget is that it was Trump and Pompeo who negotiated the 'historic' ( their word) peace deal with the Taliban. Including releasing 5000 Taliban fighters, one of which turned out to be a high up commander. Strange that the piece on the GOP website saying what a wonderful agreement it was as now been removed.

Dave Burgess
27th August 2021, 20:45
Owd "Sleepy Joe" sez eee will hunt the bomber down Steve. Shunt bi fukkin ard burra ope eee teks a fukkin brush pan n lord lovel wi im!

Kit Karson
28th August 2021, 12:50
Just heard from an airborne brother in Kabul.... Loaded up and homeward bound.... Feckin gud stuff.... Safe flight men..... Respect.... 16 air assault brigade etal

Forever Young
28th August 2021, 12:52
Good to hear

bob9739
28th August 2021, 13:12
Perhaps if a few more of our so called allies had pulled their fingers out of their arses, we might have got a few more of these poor sods to safety ! So much for cooperation, hope they can live with their selves because the poor buggers left behind have no future whatsoever !

Don the Mod
28th August 2021, 16:03
2 PARA in Dubai last night.

Dave Burgess
28th August 2021, 17:42
Safe journey home lads.

Kit Karson
28th August 2021, 18:12
Saw a Man u Para reg banner on show... It stated away changing room Kabul.... The poster then mentioned that tart Ronaldo and ruined it..... We (Citeh) had a lucky escape with thathasbin..... Yeeha! Lads are out!

Don the Mod
28th August 2021, 19:11
Kit, that was Si Curwens, your fellow 2 PARA signaller, i think he's RSO now.

KevinMoran
28th August 2021, 19:21
Safe trip home lads - respect.

Kit Karson
28th August 2021, 23:56
Don... He kept the RSO bit quiet... He's still a red tart..... Great bloke.... As you know

Kit Karson
28th August 2021, 23:58
Roll on Fandance 2022

stephenfrank
29th August 2021, 04:36
Airborne and a Man United supporter, Kit. It's like he's won the lottery of life.

Dave Burgess
29th August 2021, 11:08
Airborne n Blades fan, a must bi fukkin cursed!

Pat Harley
29th August 2021, 16:47
Well Val curses you anyhow!!!

Dave Burgess
29th August 2021, 17:16
Don,t remind mi Pat! Did yaz av a noyce toyme?

Pat Harley
30th August 2021, 09:29
Great time thanks Dave. Did the touristy thing in Londonistan,V&A museum,London Eye,London Dungeon,Horse Guards,Klink Gaol,and various drinking establishments in Fulham where we always base ourselves when visiting the eldest and his wife. Managed to avoid the protests,but saw plenty of the posh twats on the tube with their kids and placards,having a jolly day out annoying everyone before going home to the suburbs.
Then it was off to Cambridge for a couple of days of carousing with the youngest,involving rugby club style intake of alcohol and stuffing meat into ourselves from the BBQ. Nice wee break,and now back to the salads for a week or so to get back to prime limping weight. Any news on yer wounded knee?

Dave Burgess
30th August 2021, 10:20
Still fukked Pat, avin a private consultation wi an orthopedic surgeon see if eel drain the fukkin thing n ow many ackers it will cost. Waint bi cheapo az consultation iz costin mi 250 ackers, mind you compared ta spoorts fitness physio 35 ackers a gu tellin mi ad got Sciatici, reckon tha gets wot tha pays for. Long gone the days when thi family quack wud gerriz scalpal out n av a gu iz sen, no fukkin about, ah well n thi call it progress, worra loo-ad o fukkin bollox!

treeman
30th August 2021, 22:59
Years ago about four or five little white globular lumps appeared on my face. I ignored them until they started to become more noticeable and I was seeing a lovely lass at the time, so I went to my Doc. He knew what they were and knew how to treat them. Reached into his desk drawer, pulled out a scalpel blade and carefully put a neat cut into each one. No blood, nothing runny, just a hard tiny lump. Days later they just withered away. These days you would be referred to a Specialist and months later have the same thing done under anaesthetic in an operating theatre probably.

stephenfrank
31st August 2021, 05:16
'four or five white globular lumps' are you sure you hadn't cum on your face, Chris?

Pat Harley
31st August 2021, 09:30
Just spat a humbug across the room,it'll be a bastard to get the fluff and cat hairs off it now!!

Dave Burgess
31st August 2021, 10:19
Wot thaz gorra remember iz that a loo-ad o them owd GPS ad served az MOs in WW11 n the conflicts that follered soon after, so on the job experience in stressful situations wuz built inta their DNA, so no fukkin about wi them lads. Scalpel out, come ere ya whingin fukker n al soort thi out in no time at all. These days so much fukkin about it,s unbelievable, avin ta wait fer a letter fer a hossy appointment, then another wait ta get one, tha gets theer n it,s spot the white man time n another loo-ad o fukkin about till the kunts gat down ta thi prob, durin which time thi ope thaz fukkin kippered so prob soorted. Am one o them geezers who fer some fukkin reason produces enuff lug oyle wax ta start a fukkin candle factory n every time a gu swimmin sends mi fukkin stoo-an deaf (Married Mans Delight!). Used ta gu ta the owd family quack n no fukkin about, out came this big fukk off syringe n while a held the owd kidney tray under mi lug eed stick the fukker in n spray like fukk. After both lugs syringed out the kidney tray wud bi full o dark brown lug wax n jobs a gud un, but downside wuz it sounded like every fukker wuz shoutin at thi! Tha dunt get that kinda service these days, it,s fukkin about wi the owd waitin game ta see the lug oyle "Specialist", worra loo-ad o fukkin bollox!

Pat Harley
31st August 2021, 12:05
Of course there's also the fact that the GP's will all be afraid of this generation claiming compensation from them for any small operation they carry out. I remember my mother going to the doc with a lump at the top of her nose which interfered with her glasses and he whipped it off on the spot,although he panicked a bit at the gush of blood that poured down her face and sent her back to her car clutching a clump of tissue the size of a football to her face. She laughed it off and wouldn't have considered kicking up a fuss over something she'd asked him to do! The thing grew back anyway and she just accepted it.

Kit Karson
31st August 2021, 13:09
Got my private gastro follow up Tom.... Now NHS funded... Face to face!! No Steve, not face to arse.....

stephenfrank
31st August 2021, 13:23
I had an MRI on my knee last Sunday. Right miserable barsted did it. He gave me a pair of headphones and said what music do you want. I thought I would be awkward and asked for The Who. Spent the next 20 minutes listening to Who's Next, one of my favorites. Wish I had asked for Max Bygraves Greatest Hits now, that would have wiped the smirk off his face.

Don the Mod
31st August 2021, 15:37
Must've been a big machine if you were on your knee Steve? Did you know Jimmy (geeza fag) Haynes builds these things?

stephenfrank
31st August 2021, 16:39
No, I didn't know that, Don. I wish he would build them so they ran a bit quieter.

Dave Burgess
31st August 2021, 17:43
Ta tek the piss outa the miserable twat Steve, a wudda asked fer "Smiley Burnetts" Greatest hits!

bob9739
31st August 2021, 19:15
Gone are the days of syringing ears out, used to go regularly each year to have mine done, think I still had half of Lynemouth Colliery still in the bottom of mine judging by the dark stuff they used to get out of them. But now its all done by micro suction, because the reckon syringing damaged your ears. Thing is you can't get an appointment for love nor money !

Dave Burgess
31st August 2021, 19:40
Can,t ear thi Bob?

KevinMoran
31st August 2021, 21:55
Bob - how strange the world has become so complicated and complex - once I got into the Medic role, they taught you how to syringe wax out of ears and it really is a peace of piss with very low risk if you follow the rules.
Best to use some "wax Softner" for a couple of days before - that is still over the counter and used with or without the need for syringe.

Small bore tube (IV giving set works if you haven't got the right kit - use warm water and just gently run the syringe directing the tube to the top of the lug and wait for the plug to come!!

Of course it is handy to be able to see into the ear to check you can see the ear drum, but not essential.

Any pain, just stop, it should be painless - the surface tension of water can actually tear the drum, but typically, as long as you are not squirting like a porn star, the perforation will self heal.

Did it many times for guys in the cuds without real access to full kit - they should have had it done in base but when you get into the field and they tell you they can't hear.....

treeman
31st August 2021, 23:06
'four or five white globular lumps' are you sure you hadn't cum on your face, Chris?


More like the lovely lass came on my face.

treeman
31st August 2021, 23:10
Steve; It was more likely that the lovely lass came on my face.

bob9739
2nd September 2021, 20:16
I'm just waiting to see if Doctor Pimpler Popper, will squeeze someone's bollocks by mistake !

treeman
2nd September 2021, 21:59
Testing testing

bob9739
3rd September 2021, 15:46
When I bought this place the bloke before me was on oxygen bottles as he had some breathing problem, felt sorry for him really because he sounded like a deep sea diver with the bends. He had to carry oxygen bottles around on his back, with pipe up his nose. Poor bugger looked like Buzz Lightyear !