The British Airborne Forces Club Forum - Recent Topics

SYNDROME

Dave Burgess — Thu, 19 Mar 2026 20:03:16 +0000

Geezer guz ta the quacks sufferin wi depression. Tells the quack it gets worse wi the price eee az ta pay when eee puts petrol in iz jam jar, it brings im out in a cowd sweat. Quack az a think fer a bit then replies, "Thaa daft twat, thaz got fukkin Carowners virus!"

Owd Nags

Dave Burgess — Tue, 17 Mar 2026 17:21:03 +0000

A horse n Donkey purrout ta grass in a field n the horse sez ta the Donkey, "In mi prime a won all the top races, "St. Ledger, Derby, Lincoln Andicap n loo-ads o others." Donkey replies, "That,s fukk all, just av a look at this" gets a photo out of a Zebra. Horse sez, "Wot the fukk is that?" Donkey Sez, "That,s me when a used ta play fer Newcastle!"

OWD COUPLE

Dave Burgess — Mon, 16 Mar 2026 17:11:32 +0000

100 year owd geezer n iz 98 year owd Missis wuz asked how they were so fit n healthy at such old ages. geezer replied, "Every day fer 75 years a mek sure a walk 5 miles". When asked, "Why is your wife so healthy as well then?" Owd geezer replied, "Cos she allus follas mi ta mek sure a fukkin do it!!" 😏

Aging

forever young — Sun, 15 Mar 2026 02:32:59 +0000

You know you are old when you can cough, fart, sneeze and pee at the same time

DEMONSTRATION

Dave Burgess — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 19:35:35 +0000

A see that the thick scruffy kunts o marchin in Londonistan this weekend. The last time thi marched wuz when it wuz halted n plod n bomb disposal wuz called cos a mysterious unexplained package wuz found lying in the middle o the roo-ad. Fukkin ell! turned out ta be a fukkin wage packet!

Windy

forever young — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 04:10:40 +0000

Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted