The British Airborne Forces Club Forum - Recent Topics https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/ The British Airborne Forces Club Discussion Board en-GB Mon, 25 May 2026 17:43:38 +0000 wpForo 60 Joe Baxi https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/joe-baxi-2/ Sat, 16 May 2026 18:43:07 +0000 Nun gets in a Joe Baxi n after a bit driver sez, "Ope tha dunt think am bein cheeky, burrav allus wanted ta kiss a nun. Nun replies , No problem mate but tha can gi mi a big smacker on the lips if tha wants". Driver climbs in the back n giz er a reight smacker, tongue daahn throo-t that lasts fer 5 minutes. Then driver sez, "Ope thaz not too offended about that". "Not all", replies the nun,"A really enjoyed it burrav gorra admit tharram not really a nun, just a ladyboy on iz way to a fancy dress party!"

]]> Dave Burgess https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/joe-baxi-2/ Thursday 4th June An evening with ''Old Paratrooper Podcast'' presenter Chris Binch - Cheltenham https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/forecast-of-events/thursday-4th-june-an-evening-with-old-paratrooper-podcast-presenter-chris-binch-cheltenham/ Tue, 12 May 2026 12:18:03 +0000 Chris Binch is a former British Paratrooper who has operated in some of the worlds most demanding environments - from private security in Iraq to anti-piracy operations at sea. Transitioning into the fire service, he continued to serve on the frontline.

Chris delivers raw, honest insights on resilience, leadership and life after high-pressure careers - cutting through the noise with hard-earned lessons that hit home.

Location: The Victory Club, Cheltenham, GL50 2SY - 7pm start £25 per person includes the talk and curry

To Book: Eventbrite: removed link for further information - colin.snowball@outlook.com

 

]]> Colin H Snowball https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/forecast-of-events/thursday-4th-june-an-evening-with-old-paratrooper-podcast-presenter-chris-binch-cheltenham/ Paratroopers Breakfast Saturday 16th May 2026 https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/forecast-of-events/paratroopers-breakfast-saturday-16th-may-2026/ Tue, 12 May 2026 12:03:59 +0000 Paratroopers Breakfast Club

 Saturday 16th May 2026

From 09:00am to 11:00am cost £10

at our new Home

The Victory Club, Burlington House, Lypiatt Road,

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, GL50 2SY

 

Pilgrim Bandits have an open invitation to join

 

On behalf of The Parachute Regimental Association, Gloucestershire Branch

You are cordially invited to join us in our new home for the first

Paratroopers Breakfast - Full English Breakfast £10 per head

 

Payment by card on the day

 

]]> Colin H Snowball https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/forecast-of-events/paratroopers-breakfast-saturday-16th-may-2026/ SYNDROME https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/syndrome/ Thu, 19 Mar 2026 20:03:16 +0000 Geezer guz ta the quacks sufferin wi depression. Tells the quack it gets worse wi the price eee az ta pay when eee puts petrol in iz jam jar, it brings im out in a cowd sweat. Quack az a think fer a bit then replies, "Thaa daft twat, thaz got fukkin Carowners virus!"

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