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Fandance 2026

Don Stewart — Wed, 08 Jul 2026 16:27:11 +0000

Gents, if you go to the link below, you will see a selection of pics from this years Fandance. I believe there's more to follow? If you scroll down a couple of pice you use the arrows at the centre left or right of the page to scroll.

https://www.bafc.org.uk/fandance/

HOME

Dave Burgess — Sat, 04 Jul 2026 18:28:54 +0000

Young tash guz ta the quacks, weer eee asks, "What can I do for you my dear?" She replies, "It,s strange but everytime I open my legs I seem to hear, "It,s coming home, it,s coming home". Quack sez, "Nothing to worry about my dear cos just recently every kunt is singing that!"

STROKE

Dave Burgess — Sat, 27 Jun 2026 19:04:07 +0000

Walked inta the gaff after tekkin the dogs out n sed ta the "Trouble" "Phew it,s so hot a don,t know whether am comin or goin", She replied, "Well you are deffo not comin, cos if you were, you,d look like you,ve just had a stroke and was trying to fukkin whistle!"

RED LIGHT

Dave Burgess — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:29:35 +0000

Geezer pulls up in the red light district, calls a brass nail over n asks, "Ow much fer anal luv?" brass nail replies, 60 quid" geezer sez, "That,s a bit fukkin steep!" Brass nail sez, "Tight arse", geezer sez, "Oh gu on then!"

GOLF

Dave Burgess — Fri, 29 May 2026 18:49:45 +0000

Young woman on the golf course giz the ball a big wack but slices it ta fukk. Unfortunately the ball hits a nearby geezer who slumps to the floor holding his hands around his crotch squealing like fukk. Young woman runs up to him, apologises n aez, "I,m a doctor, let me take a look". pulls the geezers hands away, unzips iz fly and starts to masage and rub his knob and bollox. "Duz that feel better" she asks. Geezer replies "Ooh that,s luverly but mi thumb is still fukkin killin me!"