Drones

Full o rubber boo-at wollas!

I think there will be a great demand for more land for housing Jack, The Country can't keep up with the amount of people coming over here on small boats, it's running into thousands per month mate the country just can't sustain it!

Who gets the gaffs Bob? Up ere thiz a big development built fer immigrants. As you can imagine locals not best pleased!

Read yesterday that 4 in 10 kids born last year had at least one non British parent! We're all dooooommmmmed, doooooommmmed  I say! 😯 🙄 

Never use foreign businesses,because the majority are run by criminal gangs.

Another victim o the soo-ap dodgers, Tannin Salons fukked! 😎 

Never been in one, never will!

Ran gyms that ad sunbeds, fukkin germ breeders!

I've told on here before of my nightmare with a sunbed that some of the lads bought from a gym, and when lifting it down the stairs with me at the bottom end I heard a whooshing noise and was hit in the face with a gallon or so of rancid sweat which had gathered in the bottom tray as the plug hole was blocked! 🤮 

FFS 😫 

Pat you could have sold that to a fish and chips shop! 😆

Not unless you wanted your chips to taste and smell like Dianne Abbott's unwashed flange Bob! I had to drive home with all the windows open on the Land Rover to stop me and the lads with me from puking but we laughed like drains! 🤣 

Complete health hazards just like them jaccuzis that they went crackers about, I used to drain and scrub the fukker out with bleach every mornin. They would bathe and wash their barnet and piss in the fukker,sometimes put more acid in the chemical balance and gas the fukkers!

Another thing I've never been in and have no desire for. ( A jacuzzi, not Dianne Abbot!)

A reckon Dian Abbots growler iz almost az fukkin big az a jaccuzi, warm n smells like an Otters armpit!