The British Airborne Forces Club Forum - Recent Topics https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/ The British Airborne Forces Club Discussion Board en-GB Wed, 10 Jun 2026 06:17:53 +0000 wpForo 60 RED LIGHT https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/red-light/ Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:29:35 +0000 Geezer pulls up in the red light district, calls a brass nail over n asks, "Ow much fer anal luv?" brass nail replies, 60 quid" geezer sez, "That,s a bit fukkin steep!" Brass nail sez, "Tight arse", geezer sez, "Oh gu on then!"

]]> Dave Burgess https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/red-light/ GOLF https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/golf/ Fri, 29 May 2026 18:49:45 +0000 Young woman on the golf course giz the ball a big wack but slices it ta fukk. Unfortunately the ball hits a nearby geezer who slumps to the floor holding his hands around his crotch squealing like fukk. Young woman runs up to him, apologises n aez, "I,m a doctor, let me take a look". pulls the geezers hands away, unzips iz fly and starts to masage and rub his knob and bollox. "Duz that feel better" she asks. Geezer replies "Ooh that,s luverly but mi thumb is still fukkin killin me!"

]]> Dave Burgess https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/golf/ Joe Baxi https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/joe-baxi-2/ Sat, 16 May 2026 18:43:07 +0000 Nun gets in a Joe Baxi n after a bit driver sez, "Ope tha dunt think am bein cheeky, burrav allus wanted ta kiss a nun. Nun replies , No problem mate but tha can gi mi a big smacker on the lips if tha wants". Driver climbs in the back n giz er a reight smacker, tongue daahn throo-t that lasts fer 5 minutes. Then driver sez, "Ope thaz not too offended about that". "Not all", replies the nun,"A really enjoyed it burrav gorra admit tharram not really a nun, just a ladyboy on iz way to a fancy dress party!"

]]> Dave Burgess https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/jokes/joe-baxi-2/ Thursday 4th June An evening with ''Old Paratrooper Podcast'' presenter Chris Binch - Cheltenham https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/forecast-of-events/thursday-4th-june-an-evening-with-old-paratrooper-podcast-presenter-chris-binch-cheltenham/ Tue, 12 May 2026 12:18:03 +0000 Chris Binch is a former British Paratrooper who has operated in some of the worlds most demanding environments - from private security in Iraq to anti-piracy operations at sea. Transitioning into the fire service, he continued to serve on the frontline.

Chris delivers raw, honest insights on resilience, leadership and life after high-pressure careers - cutting through the noise with hard-earned lessons that hit home.

Location: The Victory Club, Cheltenham, GL50 2SY - 7pm start £25 per person includes the talk and curry

To Book: Eventbrite: removed link for further information - colin.snowball@outlook.com

 

]]> Colin H Snowball https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/forecast-of-events/thursday-4th-june-an-evening-with-old-paratrooper-podcast-presenter-chris-binch-cheltenham/ Paratroopers Breakfast Saturday 16th May 2026 https://www.bafc.org.uk/community/forecast-of-events/paratroopers-breakfast-saturday-16th-may-2026/ Tue, 12 May 2026 12:03:59 +0000 Paratroopers Breakfast Club

 Saturday 16th May 2026

From 09:00am to 11:00am cost £10

at our new Home

The Victory Club, Burlington House, Lypiatt Road,

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, GL50 2SY

 

Pilgrim Bandits have an open invitation to join

 

On behalf of The Parachute Regimental Association, Gloucestershire Branch

You are cordially invited to join us in our new home for the first

Paratroopers Breakfast - Full English Breakfast £10 per head

 

Payment by card on the day

 

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