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    Wunt mind avin a gu at that mesen Jack but up ere on the North East Coast and the strong winds we get I,d probably finish up landing on the top of Durham Cathedral!

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    Don't think I'll bother,took The Luscious One up parascending behind a boat in Crete,and broke a couple of toes getting off the boat onto a jetski to get ashore,still sore as f.ck 3 weeks on.Watersports not for me methinks!

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    Tha can av sum brill water sports in the Jacuzzi Pat!

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    Last time I was in one of them was in Edmonton,Canada Dave.Honeymoon suite of a hotel in Edmonton,with The Squaw,half Blackfoot,half Cree.Got my balls well and truly blasted with high pressure jets as I got out,f.ckin' sore!
    Made the mistake of allowing her to invite herself over here,and learned that a nympho is great for a night,but 2 weeks is sore!

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    Are golden showers classed as water sports ?
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    Only in Germany!

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    On the way to Blandford a bit late place was shut

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    That's a big hut Jack, but was it open ffs, (fat finger syndrome)?
    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    Any rooms ta let down theer Jack? Just purrin feelers out just in case the worse appens!

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    Get over here Dave,and you can take up residence in my static caravan.6 beds to choose from,hot and cold,TV,and it'll only cost you a couple of gallons of ale every friday!

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    Six beds you rich bigger, you could put us all up for a bottle of Mackeson Stout !
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    Come one,come all!I put up about a dozen ex 2 Para over the weekend of the 30th anniversary of Warrenpoint in 2009,and expect to do the same next year for the 40th.It's open doors at The Hotel harleyfornia,as Don named my place!

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    That,s a Brill offer Pat! When things looked decidedly dodgy which included a short stay at me lads who obviously dint want mi theer long term, I gorrin touch wi the Legion who cud possibly elp but dint really fancy spendin me days behavin mesen fer fear o gerrin lobbed out, agee-an! Thank fukk the ""Trouble" came to er senses and finally realised that it wuz all down ta the onset o Dementia n a massive dose o thick kuntitis n that if I dint behave mesen she wud confiscate me hurdy gurdy! Got back oo-am n ta prove tharrad seen the errors o me ways, I got me laptop, took out inta the yard n smashed the fukker up wi the gud owd Irish screwdriver. Musta ad the desired effect cos after about a week she offered hers fer me ta use so she can keep a check on who I communicate with, Crafty fukkers them tash! So back on the site cos she knows that Airborne lads are purer than pure and wud never lead a poor afflicted owd twat astray and tempt him into any carnal thoughts of wrong doing!

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    Dave, tell her you were on a humanitarian rescue mission:

    "We're surrounded on all sides... Good... you're obviously in the right place".

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    Got that on me roof,under the flight path for Aldergrove and the City airports,but never seems to bring them down!

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    I was on a humanitarian mission Don. Tash sed her last geezer used ta knock fukk outa her, so told er ta invite the kunt round so I cud combine a workout followed by a fukk. Twat never turned up so legover it was!

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    If the Lochness Monster ya see aheed pull ya foreskin owner ya heed !
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    Glad yer back on terra firma Dave, I would keep the gum shield in and head-guard on, wimmin are likely to forgive, then suddenly do funny turns. if you used onset of dementia as the reason for strayin a bit, I suggest pissing in the corner of yer bedroom occasionally and a nifty crap in the kitchen waste bin once a week, pop out and smack the milkman once in a while, got to keep the dementia going mate.

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    All quiet on the Western Front just now Ron n on mi best behaviour. If she,d av kicked me out fer gud, tek it on the chin me own fault but az tha noze "Thiz No Place Like Home!"

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    Local RBL organized the trip cost me £35 plus a book and raffle tickets


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    had some errors

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    No 3




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    The weather was good on the coast. Garry A got kicked by a race horse its going to take 9 months to get him back to what he was


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    Beautytash day Jack fer bimblin on the coast.

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    Jack.... What happened with the Race Horse ?
    “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.”
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    He was going to buy her and she lashed out he says he wants to sue but I don't know how he stands legally
    He has another 8 months in convalescence and not earning.

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    Sounds bad. Hope it did'nt hit him in the kisser. Me ferther in law lived in Ranch Country and had Horses. His neighbour had a young through bred stallion. Still had his balls. Vet got in the stall with him. He killed the Vet....
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    Quote Originally Posted by trubrit2411 View Post
    Sounds bad. Hope it did'nt hit him in the kisser. Me ferther in law lived in Ranch Country and had Horses. His neighbour had a young through bred stallion. Still had his balls. Vet got in the stall with him. He killed the Vet....
    Yep, had mi horse for 10 years, 17.5 hands, which is a big hoss, always wary round the back of him even though he wuz mi best mate. Get both barrels in the chest and a very good chance you are crippled or a gonner

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