See that the owd Industrial heartland o Sheffield iz flooded agee-an, n apart from the Meadowhall shopping complex which used ta be a big fukk off steelworks, me owd stompin ground iz snided wi fukkin soo-ap dodgers, hopefully now gerrin drowned.
Tryin ta bi helpful a gid that shit stabber Clive Betts a bell ta ask if eee cud organise a few million gallons o liquid carbolic ta bi poured inta the flood water ta clean the dirty kunts n the joint up.
Bent bastard Wendy fan teld mi ta "Fukk Off!" n accused mi o bein a racist! Cheeky shit stabbin kunt just wunt accept helpful advice!