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    Mate teld mi eee wuz out in the cuds wi iz missis last summer when she got bit by a snake so eee gid emergency services a bell.
    Tash at the other end asked wot did the snake look like?
    "Greeny colour wi a yeller zig zag down it,s back", eee replied.
    "Sounds like an Adder", she sed, "They,re poisonous, so gi mi your location n I,ll send ambulance but in the meantime you,ll have to try and suck the venom out."
    "Fukkin ell!" eee sed, "If a do that, thill bi fukk all left!"
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