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    I was in Barnes and Noble book store today, as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

    I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

    The clerk angrily said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

    I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
    Me



  • #2
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    Yes

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    • #3
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      BRILL!

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
        I was in Barnes and Noble book store today, as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

        I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

        The clerk angrily said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

        I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
        well one thing we know for sure if it's got Donald's name on the front, it was ghostwritten.
        I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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          Fook off... Hes up there with Charles Dickens
          "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
          Me


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          • #6
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            Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
            Fook off... Hes up there with Charles Dickens
            more like Charles Chaplin. Lol
            I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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            • #7
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              Or Charles Drake..... of Weybridge
              "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
              Me


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              • #8
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                Originally posted by trubrit2411 View Post
                Or Charles Drake..... of Weybridge
                My Boomerang won't Come Back.
                I have always set myself a very low standard, and constantly fail to achieve it.

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                • #9
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                  It's not a boomerang then,it's a stick!!!

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                  • #10
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                    Come in andy them sticks. Out wi the doggies when some clever young kunt came spinnin around uz on one o them off roo-ad bikes tryin ta intimidate uz. Teld im ta "Fukk Off!" but eee took no notice so picked up a big fukk off broken branch n waited fer the twats next drive past. Timin ta perfection, twatted the kunt reight on the back of iz crust, gid im a reight wobble but sadly dint fall off, but eee fukked off stage left pronto! Only action the ignorant ferrel twats understand, n plod aint come knockin on me door, YET!

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