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    Trumps Book

    I was in Barnes and Noble book store today, as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

    I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

    The clerk angrily said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

    I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    Re: Trumps Book

    Yes

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    BRILL!

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    Re: Trumps Book

    Quote Originally Posted by trubrit2411 View Post
    I was in Barnes and Noble book store today, as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.

    I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

    The clerk angrily said, "**** off, get out and stay out!"

    I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
    well one thing we know for sure if it's got Donald's name on the front, it was ghostwritten.
    I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

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    Re: Trumps Book

    Fook off... Hes up there with Charles Dickens
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    Re: Trumps Book

    Quote Originally Posted by trubrit2411 View Post
    Fook off... Hes up there with Charles Dickens
    more like Charles Chaplin. Lol
    I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

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    Or Charles Drake..... of Weybridge
    "If they control your speech.....they control your life"
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    Re: Trumps Book

    Quote Originally Posted by trubrit2411 View Post
    Or Charles Drake..... of Weybridge
    My Boomerang won't Come Back.
    I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

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    It's not a boomerang then,it's a stick!!!

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    Come in andy them sticks. Out wi the doggies when some clever young kunt came spinnin around uz on one o them off roo-ad bikes tryin ta intimidate uz. Teld im ta "Fukk Off!" but eee took no notice so picked up a big fukk off broken branch n waited fer the twats next drive past. Timin ta perfection, twatted the kunt reight on the back of iz crust, gid im a reight wobble but sadly dint fall off, but eee fukked off stage left pronto! Only action the ignorant ferrel twats understand, n plod aint come knockin on me door, YET!

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