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.........................................................................................................................................................................The next Fandance is Sat 18th May 2024....................................................................................................................................................
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Having taken into account the current COVID restrictions that currently apply in the different parts of the UK, we have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2021 reunion.
The Chairman Nick Butler will be heading up the Fan at 0930 hrs on Saturday the 15th May and he will lay a BAFC wreath on behalf of the Club at the summit.
He will also toast The Fallen.
If other members wish to make their own pilgrimage up the Fan at their own risk please follow the relevant COVID restrictions that will be in place.
As a Club we are not able to accept liability for members safety and well being over the weekend of 14/15 May. Our Clubs insurance that normally covers Fandance will not operate this year.
Update to follow reference Aldershot 10 Miler on the 20th November 2021.
...........................................................................................................................................................The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 23rd November 2024..................................................................................................................................
I got done for drunk driving. Got sentenced to 8 wiks alcohol counseling for two hours every Thursday night. Part of the act was I had to attend AA three different places and get this form signed. First one I went to I felt like topping meself when I got outside. I never heard so many hard luck stories in me life in one location. I signed the other two forms meself....
"If they control your speech.....they control your life" Me
Copped fer a £250 fine n twelve month ban a few years agu Tone, but carried on driving until a plod who trained at me gym clocked me n gave mi the Gypsies warning n teld mi ta sell mi jam jar ta avoid the temptation. So I did, best thing ever as I bought the "Trouble" a VW Golf n gorrer ta learn n pass er test during mi ban. She did well, passed first time n so ended mi Joe Baxi drivin days as shopping n runnin the kids around became er responsibility!
Can,t claim that mesen Tone after I,d necked about 10 bottles o Holsten Pils at a local neet club. Mind you, I fukkin needed it if thad o seen the state o the tash I wuz dancin with, another 10 bottles n she mighta looked ayf oreight!
I forced a five day jury trial Dave. I was so pissed off.
You would not believe what that twat came out with. He said he opened the door and I fell out the car. When me lawyer asked for the breathalyser chip for the read out it was "Its malfunctioned".
When he asked for the video from the car cam it was "It was broke and not working at the time". He made me blow in the breathalyser five times then arrested me but would not let me see it.
When we got to the station I breathed .02 on the breathalyser machine. He called his sarge on the radio and said we have a guy here just done .02.... what shall I do"
I heard the reply on the radio. "What was he on the freeway"?
".09" (.08 was the legal limit)
"Book him"
I was a walking physiological miracle. At a body weight of 10 stone 10 I had burned off .07 in 19 minutes
The difference between the time on the ticket and the time on the machine. A physical impossibility.
And still I lost....
Only one winner wi them kunts Tone. O,er ere thy az ta tek thee licence wi thee n even befoor tha guz in ta face, fukkin usher comes out n teks it off thee n sez, "Tha waint bi seein that fer a fukkin long time!" Innocent befoor proven guilty? Fukk Off!
I was done for poaching,on a load of lies from a lesbian copper,who in my presence bragged to her mate she'd got a firearms offence to go towards her impending sergeant's application. I told her I'd overheard it,and she said "So what? Prove it!" Over a grand fine later,and loss of my licence for several years,and a 'grade 1 firearms offence' on my record for life,meaning the armed response group arrives every time I get stopped in England,all for some lying dyke to get promotion! And people wonder why I've got an abiding hatred of the Filth! (Hope she died screaming from virulent c.nt cancer!)
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