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.................................................................................................................................The next Fandance is Sat 18th May 2024......................................................................................................................
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Having taken into account the current COVID restrictions that currently apply in the different parts of the UK, we have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2021 reunion.
The Chairman Nick Butler will be heading up the Fan at 0930 hrs on Saturday the 15th May and he will lay a BAFC wreath on behalf of the Club at the summit.
He will also toast The Fallen.
If other members wish to make their own pilgrimage up the Fan at their own risk please follow the relevant COVID restrictions that will be in place.
As a Club we are not able to accept liability for members safety and well being over the weekend of 14/15 May. Our Clubs insurance that normally covers Fandance will not operate this year.
Update to follow reference Aldershot 10 Miler on the 20th November 2021.
.........................................................................................................................The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 23rd November 2024........................................................................................
Mate sed, "I can never sneak in the gaff after bein out on the lash wiout the missis wakin up n bollockin mi, dunt marra ow quiet I am."
I sed, "Tha wants ta do wot I do, slam the fukkin door, shout, "Get ready fer a gud fukkin!", charge upstairs, slap er fukkin arse shout, "Gi uz a blow job fer fukkin starters, n tha can bet thee bollox she,ll bi fukkin fast asleep then!"
Cinderella is sitting in the kitchen pissed off,the two ugly sisters have fooked of to the ball.suddenly Woof!,theirs the fairy godmother,cinders says what the fook do you want?.fg says cinders you shall go to the ball.but a warning I shall give,if you’re not home by midnight,your fanny will turn to a pumpkin!. Ok she says I’ll have some of that!.so at the ball she is accosted by a bloke.he says my name is peter peter, the pumpkin eater,what time do you need to be home by?.cinders replies,ooh..about 0.530.
A toff walks into an antique restorers shop,& asks the owner could I have the services of your french polisher?.the owner says you could have upto an hour ago,but he just varnished!.
Like a mate o mine who used ta work in a carpet shop n teld mi, "Thad bi surprised just ow many wimmin wud come in n ask, "Excuse me, can I get felt here?"
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