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    STINK

    Mate sed eee went down on a tashes growler last neet, came back up n teld er, "It fukkin stinks down theer!"
    " I know", she replied, "It,s me arthritis".
    "Wot, on thee fukkin growler?" eee asked.
    "No", she replied, "me shoulder. I can,t wipe mi fukkin arse!"

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    Do you mind.... I am eating me hamburger....
    “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.”
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    Re: STINK

    Yes

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    Re: STINK

    Quote Originally Posted by trubrit2411 View Post
    Do you mind.... I am eating me hamburger....
    Succumbed to the Yank diet after all then?

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    Re: STINK

    There are some really good hamburgers here mate....High Omega 3 Grass fed beef. Not this Bovine Concentration Camp Corn fed High Omega 6, arthritis flaring, force fed, corn fed stuff. All the trimmings... bacon avocado. Onion tomato. All organic. Slapped on an Ezekial no flour bread / bun..... Even you would tuck in Pat..... No McDonalds for me.....
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    Re: STINK

    None of that for me either. Can't remember the last time I ate anything I hadn't cooked myself,apart from survival rations in Brecon whilst pissed last month,but there's no Macky D's there so it was probably fish and chips or similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Harley View Post
    None of that for me either. Can't remember the last time I ate anything I hadn't cooked myself,apart from survival rations in Brecon whilst pissed last month,but there's no Macky D's there so it was probably fish and chips or similar.
    I am going to invade you one day and scoff yer Pork Pies and 90 year old hams. When I visit Bill I start lickin' me chops as I get a whiff of the Walnut Groves.
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