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    Wetchin the winners coming in at the London Marathon wuz like lookin at a fukkin barcode!

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    Thank f.ck that cheating drug taking twat 'Sir' Mo didn't win it like he reckoned he would! The Tube was full of the twats yesterday,with their medals and goodie bags,sweating all over the place,and even some at Stanstead airport today,still wearing their f.ckin' medals!

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    • #3
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      If thi ad ta av a medical befoor tekkin part many o the runners wunt bi allowed ta enter, but theer agee-an az allus, the moor entrants, the moor ackers n fukk the poor kunt who az a jam tart attack.

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      • #4
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        As Pat said, old Mo Farrah, had his nose put out of joint crowing about how he was going to win it , then came in fifth ! I don't have a problem with competitive marathon runners entering the London Marathon, but they need to accept there is always one day somebody better than them who will win it ! personally I support the people who compete against themselves just to see if they can complete it, and there are some genuine hero's crossing the line at the end of the day having given 100% and more to get there !
        Bob (geordie) Watts

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        • #5
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          Another situation like boxing, Pro,s n amateurs deffo don,t mix!

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          • #6
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            Shaggin' as well! I deffo can't compete with some of those professionals on porn films!

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            • #7
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              It,s all dun with mirrors Pat!

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              • #8
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                Tried that,mirrors do f.ck all for my prowess Dave,but I never have to fake it!

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                • #9
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                  Bastards in them flicks, especially when the tash screams, "Oh you,re so big!" No fukkin tash az ever sed that ta me!

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                  • #10
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                    Even stood fully dressed at the bar?(Stood on a crate!)

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                    • #11
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                      When lying on the deck Pat, just like that 6 foot Jock I pulled in the owd NAAFI Club, no probs reaching er growler. "OOOHHH Ya fukkin wee beastie!" She sed.

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                      • #12
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                        Why bother laying down? You could've muffed her standing up!

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                        • #13
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                          Fanny farts moor foorceful when travelling in downward direction Pat!

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                          • #14
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                            Yes, Dave doesn't like his hair parted in the middle !
                            Bob (geordie) Watts

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