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    QUICKIE DICKIE!

    Hi Lads, just back from me Saviles Travels, hope all is well and life is sweet.
    Some reight kunts out theer in the big wide World!
    Went inta KFC n this cute tash behind the counter asked, "Wot duz tha prefer, Breast or Leg?"
    Only replied, "Well I prefer growler n anal mesen n got fukkin lobbed out!"
    Also called inta the Catholic Club fer a tiddly wink n this kunt at the bar sed, "Well oy wuz blessed wid a noyn inch knob. Tank fook da stiff neck koont iz now duin 10 years in da slammer!"

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    One's no good mate; you've got a weeks supply to make up for. Good to see you back.

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    Tell the truth.... you bin doing Porridge.....
    “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.”
    Marcus Tullius Cicero

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    So you been living rough road Adrian’s wall welcome back

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    Good to see you back - so come on own up where have you been
    Ian Russell - Still 2 Fighting Fit Downunder

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    Trying ta walk back fer Chrimbo Ian.

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    Across the Irish sea, as old Spike Milligan would say !
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