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    ...deliberate error?

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    Re: Spot the...

    The right hand target has a hard on !
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    she shot the hostage...girls eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by downash View Post
    she shot the hostage...girls eh?
    Well spotted, i was distracted trying to see her tits!

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    Re: Spot the...

    It’s a woman thing

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    Must bi er fukkin hubby.

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    That there is precisely why women should be banned right out of Politics. All forms of leadership and decision making. They have a screwy, scrambled, fooked up line of thought which evolved to compensate for the demanding domestic rigours associated with the raising of offspring.

    If we had reversed the male female roles, 300 000 years ago, Homo Sapien would have gone bust right quick. See.... deciding, organising, ....hunting and providing and protecting, which has always been the male role, demanded straight forward linear lines of logical thought as in. "Oh fook me look at that !!! Oh my WORD !!!.... A Neolithiic Buffalo....Get me spear darlin'.....I think I will dash / stalk over there and KILL IT"

    So he moves out of the cave in a short straight line, straight to the target quick as fook, kills it and drags it back to the cave, again in the shortest straightest line he can, before a rival nicks his kill. Meanwhile his missus Mrs Homo Sapien/Neanderthal is in her absolute prime evil genetic element, bent over, following four energy filled crumb snatchers crawling and gambolin' all over the cave.... round and round and round she goes...and is quite happy to do so. Why would'nt she be she is an absolute expert. Well equipped for the task in hand. The old man is out whacking the Buffalo. Grubs a good as on the spit. Everyboys happy.

    Time honoured genetically infused roles for the male and the female. All of which worked for 2 000 000 years very well. Very well indeed. Each role complemented the other. Each role being useless by themselves but the pillar of evolution and the very thing that made man the apex predator on this planet.... when combined. Kind of like Bricks and Cement.

    Reverse those roles and two things would have happened. By the time the woman has meandered all over the place...stopped to pick flowers...admire the view....visited Mrs Cro Magnon in the next cave... had a cup of coffee with Mrs Austrolepithicus in her cave... admired her mates new Smilodon fur slippers....she puts her head up and the Buffalo has gone. Its fooked off ! Its nowhere to be seen.WTF ? So she is empty handed. The old man has no 56 ounce Buffalo prime rib to woof, and the kids got no bones and sinews to gnaw on. Three months of that and the family starves to death.

    The Bloke, meanwhile in his new role ...He has a big big problem.... Huge. He has a throbbing headache after an hour so of climbing and running all over the cave so.... he just clubs the kids to death. Bashes their heads in. Brains everywhere. Fook this shit he sez. No more problem.

    Ergo if genetics were usurped back then it would have been the end of the human race. Homo Sapien would have starved to death or petered out due to mass infanticide. Never to get of the ground.........and it aint much different today. As that target above....shows.
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    Re: Spot the...

    Not necessarily a mistake though, she might not have liked the hostage.
    I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

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    Maybe she thought it was Trumpty Dumpty
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    He did well last night the State Of The Union Speech. Even had his detractors, "The Women Dressed In White", clapping and cheering. Of course the Socialists (They are not Democrats anymore they been highjacked).....went right into the attack mode. If he walked on water they would say he polluted it.
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    Now I know why the target has a hard on, because it's dead !
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    I reckon thats staged anyway. The grouping is to good for a sirry irriot.
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