Mate sed, "Fukkin marvelous ow the British tek tourism so seriously.
I met up wi the lads in York, we went on a bender n after a lock up sesh I wuz staggering back ta me boordin gaff singin me crust off when this geezer opened an upstairs winda n shouted, "It,s 3 o clock in the morning!"
Can the fukkin believe it, a round the clock Town Cryer!"