Geezer out in the cuds when eee comes across a young tash about ta jump off a cliff.
So eee ses, "If that gunna kill theesen, can I fukk thee up thee arse befoor tha duz?"
Jumper replies, "Go on then, you might as well."
So eee rogers er up the ring piece n when eeez finished ses, "That,s the best fukk I,ve ever ad, but tell mi, why duz tha wanna commit suicide?"
She replies, "Cos me family av dissowned mi fer dressing up as a fukkin woman!"