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Having taken into account the current COVID restrictions that currently apply in the different parts of the UK, we have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2021 reunion.
The Chairman Nick Butler will be heading up the Fan at 0930 hrs on Saturday the 15th May and he will lay a BAFC wreath on behalf of the Club at the summit.
He will also toast The Fallen.
If other members wish to make their own pilgrimage up the Fan at their own risk please follow the relevant COVID restrictions that will be in place.
As a Club we are not able to accept liability for members safety and well being over the weekend of 14/15 May. Our Clubs insurance that normally covers Fandance will not operate this year.
Update to follow reference Aldershot 10 Miler on the 20th November 2021.
...........................................................................................................................................................The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 23rd November 2024..................................................................................................................................
A roofer guz ta visit a phsycic n befoor eee can say owt she ses, "I can see great wealth."
Eee replies, "I fukkin know luv, I,ve come ta fix thee roof!"
Dave one place I lived in had a Dormer window,water was coming through the ceiling when it rained,three roofers came round to quote, one said standing at the bottom of the drive oh yes that's about £300.00. The next again stood at the bottom of the dive and said, yes that's about £300.00. The last bloke got his ladder off the van, climbed on the roof, had a good look came down and said, it's a cracked tile mate, I'm doing a job at the moment with the same tiles, I'll grab one stick it on for you for £25.00. So I gave him the job for his honesty. Mind if I hadn't been working 12 hour shifts, I'd have done the job myself !
24/7 me Pat I,d bi an idle bastard if I were,nt Sam n Harry,d. "Oooops, coming dear! Wot wud you like doing now Sweetheart?" Ofcourse darling, no problem at all!"
FUKKIN WIMMIN!!!!!
Had an owd biddy call me sez she needs a price to demolish her chimney and build another one.
'Wots wrong with it" ?
"Its smoking"
"How long has it been smoking"?
"This winter"
"How old is it"?
"40 years....about"
"Did it smoke before" ?
"No...never"
"Gimme yer address"
Gets round there and she shows me a bid for eight grand she's got off a local builder.
I stick a flaming torch up the flu made of twisted newspaper. Its is most certainly smoking. Boiling back into the living room.
Its a bungalow so I hop up on to the top of a six foot wall at the house and pull meself onto the roof. Gets up to the top of the Chimney and there in the top of he flu is a spark arrester (Building Code ) like a fine wire mesh, with a filigree layer of soot blocking it up. I chuck the bastard thing down into the back yard because they ain't needed. I come down.... less than 3 minutes the whole thing, and tell the owd dear. Your smoke problem is no more. If that guy tells you it has to come out. Give him my card and tell him to call me.
These bastards give the game a bad name, do the job usually cowboyed grab the ackers then fukk off never ta bi seen agee-an. As tha knows word o mouth is thee best form of advertising, do a gud job for a reasonable price, they tell their mates n "Walla" tha gets plenty o work. Seemples!
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