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    A telt dee we tork different Sheffeld!

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    Quote Originally Posted by standinthedoor View Post
    As I served in 1 Para I was interested in this topic, sounds as though 1 Para went through a horrendous war. I am afraid this thread lost me halfway through. I am sure that much of this is accepted 'banter' but my dad was killed at Dunkirk and I would be more than pissed off if his name were brought in to any 'banter' on this or any other site, by anyone. To an outsider you lads sail a bit close to the 'family and personal' wind on occasion, but it seems to be acceptable to you guys. A local guy (William (Billy) Hall) got the MM with 1 Para in Tunisia I believe, he talked about it rarely but used to say that he lost all of the company that he initially served with. Wig
    there were no paras at Dunkirk- I think the whole of the
    Paras in WW11 were mismanaged-
    what Monty did at Arnhem was disgustingly embarrassing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    A telt dee we tork different Sheffeld!
    what even the pig skinned yobs

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    Now

    Wot thaa torkin abaaht kunt! Nowt ta do wi our old man indeed! Blown up serving at the sharp end with em! Fukked im fer the rest of iz short life, no fukkin wonder eee wuz allus in a bad mood wi ignorant kunts like thee around. You rude ignorant TWAT!
    calm down-here is something to calm your nerves little boy

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    Tha wunt call mi little boy if tha saw the size o me knob aka: "The One Eyed Cobra!"

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    Tha wunt call mi little boy if tha saw the size o me knob aka: "The One Eyed Cobra!"
    but your prick is no good to you its been years since it stood to attention-you can't piss and
    hit the pan-some days you can't even find it-

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    Re: Prose-The demise of 1 Para-Wiki Historyhttp://www.bafc.org.uk/forums/images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif

    Quote Originally Posted by johnb View Post
    as usual-miles off topic
    another song by The Who, 'I can see for miles off topic'
    I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stephenfrank View Post
    another song by The Who, 'I can see for miles off topic'
    reminder

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    Re: Prose-The demise of 1 Para-Wiki Historyhttp://www.bafc.org.uk/forums/images/smilies/icon_e_surprised.gif

    Quote Originally Posted by stephenfrank View Post
    another song by The Who, 'I can see for miles off topic'
    one for cliquey steve

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxmKSvEpXcw

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    Wrong spelling,it's 'Clicky Steve',because of all his f.cked joints from plunging out of trees,NAAFI windows,and suchlike!

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    [QUOTE=johnb;164820]but your prick is no good to you its been years since it stood to attention-you can't piss and
    hit the pan-some days you can't even find it-[/Q OTE]


    I say old chap, a rather rude comment to make I must say. Are you sure there is nothing troubling you? Always remember, as in the words of Frank Spencer, "A trouble shared is a trouble halved!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Harley View Post
    Wrong spelling,it's 'Clicky Steve',because of all his f.cked joints from plunging out of trees,NAAFI windows,and suchlike!
    so he was a burglar-thieving twat

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnb View Post
    so he was a burglar-thieving twat

    A pet cat with a track record for stealing has slipped back into his criminal ways despite convincing his owner he was a reformed character.


    Kleptomaniac Theo, from Ipswich, first hit the headlines in 2013 for stealing Christmas decorations.


    Recently he has been stealing toy food, including a pineapple and an aubergine.

    oh! Twat, not cat.. Apologies
    HURRY UP AND WAIT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kit Karson View Post
    A pet cat with a track record for stealing has slipped back into his criminal ways despite convincing his owner he was a reformed character.


    Kleptomaniac Theo, from Ipswich, first hit the headlines in 2013 for stealing Christmas decorations.


    Recently he has been stealing toy food, including a pineapple and an aubergine.

    oh! Twat, not cat.. Apologies
    not as good a these cats-watch them making tracks-
    here's the singing two some-neither of them quarrelsome

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlEZgh8DJk

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnb View Post
    not as good a these cats-watch them making tracks-
    here's the singing two some-neither of them quarrelsome

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYlEZgh8DJk
    http://parareunionclub.freeforums.or...cat-t8734.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
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    Wot thaa torkin abaaht kunt! Nowt ta do wi our old man indeed! Blown up serving at the sharp end with em! Fukked im fer the rest of iz short life, no fukkin wonder eee wuz allus in a bad mood wi ignorant kunts like thee around. You rude ignorant TWAT!
    prove it

    you must have the death certificate

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    I don,t have to prove fukk all to a miserable doubting kunt like thee. Just hope that the owd man is either propping up the bar or in the betting shop up in Valhalla, his favourite pastimes, and miraculously when tha kippers they decide to let a complete wanker like thee into that sacred place, he clocks thee n knocks seven kinds o shit outa thee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    I don,t have to prove fukk all to a miserable doubting kunt like thee. Just hope that the owd man is either propping up the bar or in the betting shop up in Valhalla, his favourite pastimes, and miraculously when tha kippers they decide to let a complete wanker like thee into that sacred place, he clocks thee n knocks seven kinds o shit outa thee!
    my shit comes out in scented sachets-he'll try eating it

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    In his life he scraped much better shite off the bottom of his shoes than a complete kunt like you, you brave from a distance, complete bottleless Bastard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    I don,t have to prove fukk all to a miserable doubting kunt like thee. Just hope that the owd man is either propping up the bar or in the betting shop up in Valhalla, his favourite pastimes, and miraculously when tha kippers they decide to let a complete wanker like thee into that sacred place, he clocks thee n knocks seven kinds o shit outa thee!
    they say truth hurts-more truth
    clik

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    In his life he scraped much better shite off the bottom of his shoes than a complete kunt like you, you brave from a distance, complete bottleless Bastard!
    yak yak yak- go back to sheffield and face them-runner

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    Down ta Leicester first on the schedule ta come lookin fo thee ya kunt!

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    Speed kills.
    I told myself that I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

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    OUCH!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    Down ta Leicester first on the schedule ta come lookin fo thee ya kunt!
    just look in here-you will find me

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7XRJGM2Ers

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    Fukkin ell John Boy, if that,s thee? I think tha needs ta loyse some o that blubber befoor tha faces me in combat. Bi like twatting a blancmange!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Burgess View Post
    Fukkin ell John Boy, if that,s thee? I think tha needs ta loyse some o that blubber befoor tha faces me in combat. Bi like twatting a blancmange!
    more at

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iafUPiQ6MiU

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    Thy ant lost much blubber yet John Boy. Are tha sure tha dunt spend most o thee time in the battlecruiser next door?

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    Speed kills.
    not as good as white sharks

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    not as good as white sharks
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