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As a Chrimbo treat I took the younger grandkids to the Aquarium."If you get really close to the glass maybe the Whale will talk to you." I told em.
Fukk off ya cheeky kunt", sed the fat tash behind the ticket booth.
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As a Chrimbo treat I took the younger grandkids to the Aquarium.
"If you get really close to the glass maybe the Whale will talk to you." I told em.
Fukk off ya cheeky kunt", sed the fat tash behind the ticket booth.
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good one.... even though I got the flu
"If they control your speech.....they control your life"
Me
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Sods law innit Tone? Allus used to gerra bollockin off the "Trouble" fer being badly at Chrimbo. I used to tell her it wuz the flu but more likely alcohol related.
Steady away these days, probably older n not much wiser but then agee-an me liver,s fukked!
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I'm like the feckin Grinch me come Christmas, I only enjoy the dinner. But the lead up is to bloody commercialised for me just another way of extracting money fro Joe public.Bob (geordie) WattsComment
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Spot on theer Bob. Just got back in from the weekly shop, fukkin ell! Everyone rushing about like blue arse flies, just buying scoff and I sed to Val, "just can,t understand it, they,ll be open agee-an on Boxing Day!" People just get sucked in to rushing and spending mode like the blind leading the blind, biggest Con trick of the year!
Mind boggles as to just how much gets lobbed out after the festive season, and can just see the four bi twos and soap dodgers counting their profit and thinking "Thick Christian kunts!"
Although far from religious we allus attend a Christmas eve service in some quaint old Church to bring back to reality what it really is all about at the cost of a few bob in the collection box with no kunt trying to sell ya owt.Comment
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Done my bit for chrimbo by making the pork pies that have become a tradition in the village since I first made them about 16 yrs ago.Other than that,hosting 4 friends to dinner that day,at which I've banned all christmas decorations and clothing.One threatened to bring her mini tree with her till I told her it would end up in the pond!Have sent out 3 chrimbo cards,guilt tripped into it by getting them from others.(Sorry Dave,no address in yours)Bah Humbug!Comment
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kOriginally posted by Pat Harley View Post
its not just Christmas, you are a miserable shit all year!Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)Comment
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It worked!
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'I've banned all christmas decorations and clothing'
Sounds interesting; take some pictures for our entertainment.Comment
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Won't be pretty!(Apart from my finely toned Airborne Adonis body obviously!)
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Don,t forget to "FLEX!"
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Not much flexibility left in this old body Dave!
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