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    Fukkin ell Bob! Am gerrin fukkin housemaids knee already!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BOB HOPE in Jokes
    drinking1I think if the Mexicans stop smuggling Bob Hope over the border, it,ll bi the Yanks who,ll bi climbing the fukkin wall!:stupid:
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    drinking1"Trouble" az fukked off to er skin n blisters fer a while so peace n quiet n fendin fer mesen. So off ta the local chippy fer...
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    drinking1Breaking News!: Officials are planning the return of that Begam tash evil twats return ta the UK. Cardiff City are organising the...
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    drinking1Ad me first workout at a different Gym this mornin n finished off az usual wi the clean n jerk. That,s when some nosy kunt saw mi...
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    Cruel Bob! me ear drums o fukkin rattlin n am Mutt n Jeff!:eek-new:
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    Bin 6 months layin on the deck after gerrin twatted Taff!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread HUMMING in Jokes
    They,ll deffo let that evil tash twat n er brat back in Tone, cud bi a future Prime Minister!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread COO-AT in Jokes
    drinking1Sed ta the "Trouble", "Put thee coo-at on, am off ta the battlecruiser", "Why, are you taking me with you?" she asked. ...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Aging... in Pictures
    Lookin fer a tash ta fart in mine at present Ron!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread HUMMING in Jokes
    drinking1Fukkin ell! Clocked a Humming Bird this mornin, or as the snow flake kunts wud say, "A Pakistani Lady.":stupid:
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    Iz Guinness oreight ta use Tone?drinking1
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    Starve theesen n just drink H20 fer a day Jack n when tha stops dabbin thee arse instead o wipin thaz on the mend.:toilet2:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread HOLIDAY in Jokes
    drinking1Not sure weer ta gu fer mi Jollys this year, but last year I threw a dart at a map stuck ta mi dart boord. Spent a fukkin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DEMONSTRATING in Jokes
    drinking1Tash around the World are demonstrating for stiffer female Circumcision laws. Fukkin Wimmin! Iz thi owt ever stiff enuff fer...
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    Fukkin spot on theer Pat, fate worse than fukkin dee-ath!:eek-new:
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    drinking1A scientific expert az sed that wi the increase of technology the use of paper will become extinct. Well lets see the clever kunt...
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    Take it easy Jack, couple of days off between bike rides, easy routes to start with then build up gradually until back to normal. Remember the best...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread ANGER in Jokes
    drinking1No fukkin surprise at the anger bein shown by the UK population about the Snowflake kunts desire ta let that belly up heathen ISIS tash back...
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    I allus say Jack that age iz a state o mind. I,m 72 but still 18 years of age between the lugs. Trouble wi that iz that me missis thinks that I,m a...
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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