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    Loo-ads o the ugly fukkers on the gogglebox o,er ere Tone. Deffo 15 pinters!:very_drunk:
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    drinking1Mate asked, "Wots got no teeth n smells?" I replied, "The gearbox in me jam jar when the "Troubles" bin fukkin driving!":stupid:
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    drinking1To all femenists who reckon that internet porn iz gunna ruin the sex life o future generations. Fukk off! I dint pack in playin...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Why he didn't jump in Pictures
    "I told Esmerelda, "Suck ya kunt, don,t blow!":stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SMOKING in Jokes
    drinking1Experts reckon that smoking reduces yer sperm count. Well thank fukk fer that cos every kunt on our estate wud av 20 bin lids...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread FRENCH LETTERS in Jokes
    drinking1Went ta the chemist wi mi mate cos eee wuz on the promise n needed some French Letters. Assistant asked im, "Would you like a...
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    Them rat catcher duck eggs stick together like shit on a shovel!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MINJETA in Jokes
    drinking1Wuz talkin to owd Iqbals missis, Minjeta n teld er, "Tha dunt av ta walk 50 yards behind that kunt tha noze. Thaz o,ere ere now so fukk them...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Notre Dame... in Pictures
    Eee must bi relyin on them kunts, "Bodgit N Scarper!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread fukkin smoooo... in Pictures
    Smooth talkin bastard!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DELROY in Jokes
    drinking1Wuz in the battlecruiser talkin ta owd Delroy about families when eee suddenly became very emotional n sed, "I,ll never ferget me sons first...
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    "Bless you my son, now I,m just off to entertain the choirboys!":stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread OLYMPIC in Jokes
    Fukkin ell Pat! Every 4 fukkin years! If that wo me, me snek wud bi constantly snottin!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Notre Dame... in Pictures
    Problem iz, while ever the useless twats at Wankminster keep uz in this European shite, "Once" Great Britain will bi paying fer the re-build!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread OLYMPIC in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "Me n the missis ad Olympic sex last neet." "Dirty, lucky kunt!" I sed. "Fukk off!" eee replied, I only...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread HIT MAN in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sick of iz missis contacted a hit man ta gerrer topped. "No prob", sed the hitman, "Cost thee 5 grand n one shot just under...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Notre Dame... in Pictures
    Owd Esmerelda,s growler iz on fire!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread FAMOUS in Jokes
    drinking1Famous last words at Notre Dame from a stonemason: "Just keep a look out fer the gaffer Claude, am just nippin in ere fer a quick...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread THAI FOOTY in Jokes
    drinking1Erd weer thi thinkin o mekkin a flick about that young Thai footy team who were trapped, then rescued by divers. Thiv already...
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