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    Dave Burgess started a thread HARD in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "I took it fukkin hard when me first Missis kippered in a car accident. I fukkin luvved that Toyota!":stupid:
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    drinking1Mate sed iz missis left a note on the fridge that sed, "It,s no good, it,s broken, I,m off to my mothers!" Eee sed, "I opened the...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CONTRACTIONS in Jokes
    drinking1Owd Paddy shouts down the dog n boo-an ta the quack, "Sure mi woyf iz pregnant n er contracshions iz two minutes apart!" Quack...
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    drinking1Mate sed eee likes ta act out the places eee visits. In Poole eee went fer a swim. In Bath eee ad a bath. ...
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    drinking1Turtles can breath thru their ring piece, but humans aint evolved ta that stage yet but politicians av deffo learned ta talk thru the...
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    drinking1Mate sed, "A kunt fukkin believe it when a got one o the battlecruiser quiz questions wrong last neet." "Why wot wuz the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Out and about in Pictures
    Once saw that at Sheffield Remembrance Sunday Jack, some kunt marching wearin a "Hat" smock, wings up on both arms,lads waitin fer the end o the...
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    Thad get dun these days Bob fer child cruelty. Worra loo-ad o fukkin bollox!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SHORT in Jokes
    drinking1Went ta Specsavers n teld the geezer behind the desk, "I,m short sighted", so eee took mi outside, pointed up ta the sky n asked, "Wots...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread COLOUR in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed eee snapped after years of iz Missis teasin im about iz colour blindness. Eee sed, "I beat the cheeky kunt grey n dark...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread ADHD in Jokes
    drinking1One o me great grandsons az bin diagnosed wi ADHD, or a "Little Kunt!" az it wuz called back in the 50s.:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread COMPLIMENT in Jokes
    drinking1Fukkin brill when thaz bin Sam n Harry,d fer 51 years n tha still gets compliments from thee Missis. Fukkin sure that,s wot she...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Arnhem 2019 in Pictures
    Brill flick Jack, highest respect to the old & bold Airborne Warriors.
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    R.I.P.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SLEPT in Jokes
    drinking1In an interview back in 1997 owd Donjella Trump sed eee cudda slept wi Princess Diana if eed wanted to. I doubt tha cudda back...
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    drinking1Mate went on one o them online dating sites got talkin to a tash n arranged ta meet up. When she turned up, she wuz a reight...
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