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    Dave Burgess started a thread TURTLES in Jokes
    drinking1Geezer in the battlecruiser sed ta mi, "Did tha know that Turtles can breath thru their arse, but uz humans aint reached that stage o...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Homeless veterans... in Pictures
    Looks like a sign on mi local GPs notice boord. A don,t understand that fukker either!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread THEMED in Jokes
    drinking1I turned up at a Religious themed party dressed in Jeans n "T" shirt when some clever kunt asked, "Wot az thaa fukkin come az?" ...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread A Poem in Sounds
    BRILL POEM!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Homeless veterans... in Pictures
    Just think of all the crap weather you,re missing!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread WHAT? in Jokes
    drinking1What do we want? An end to religious brainwashing! When do we want it? After fukkin Chrimbo!:very_drunk:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Homeless veterans... in Pictures
    Just stick to sparklers Bill!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Homeless veterans... in Pictures
    Steve, Tone n Billy, owz fings o.er your way wi dem wild forest Jeremiahs causin destruction? Ope all iz oreight!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BREAKING! in Jokes
    drinking1BREAKING NEWS!: World Champion Bridge Player Fails Drugs TEST! Experts say that suspicions arose after the cheating kunt did,nt...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread QUOTE in Jokes
    drinking1Quote of the day:- "Beer makes you fell the way you oughta feel without beer"...... .....Henry Lawson.:very_drunk:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread freedom of Paris in Pictures
    Fukkin Ell Don! Am a daft kunt, never wuz any gud at science!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MISTAKES in Jokes
    drinking1NEW ON CHANNEL 5: 10 Mistakes that lead to the sinking of the Titanic. 1. The Captain believed that fukkin poisen...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SALUTE in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed ta mi, "Fukkin ell! after seein an owd war flick I realised that the French used the Nazi salute. Only difference wuz that thi used...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread OWD in Jokes
    drinking1Tha noze thaz an owd twat when tha can cough up phlem n then flob a lot further than tha can cum!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread FLOOD in Jokes
    drinking1See that the owd Industrial heartland o Sheffield iz flooded agee-an, n apart from the Meadowhall shopping complex which used ta be a big...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread MESSAGE in Jokes
    Duz tha know weer thi iz any Tone? Bi a chance ta splash mi "Instant Arousal! all o,er mi torso!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread freedom of Paris in Pictures
    Bi better if the kunts floated ta the bottom o the Channel!
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread freedom of Paris in Pictures
    But do them well armed nations av fat tash in their band that tek it up the shitter?:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MESSAGE in Jokes
    drinking1Message just come up on mi laptop offerin mi sex wi an owder woman. Fukkin ell! am 72 that shud bi fukkin fun!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread freedom of Paris in Pictures
    "You stupid boy Pike!":stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread GUD OWD in Jokes
    drinking1I remember the gud owd days when thi missis wuz expectin a sprog, the ardest thing wuz choosin a monica fer it. These days, the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread freedom of Paris in Pictures
    Thid av ta rely on uz Grandads Army, the Look,Duck & Vanish Brigade Tone. "Pass mi thi catapult mate!":stupid:
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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