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    R.I.P. Taff.
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    drinking1When tha thinks about, the homeless situation in this country wud gu a long way ta bein solved if "The Big Issue" ad tits in it.:stupid:
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    drinking1Mate o mine went on one o them on line dating sites n got talkin ta this tash. Eee asked er, "Which duz tha prefer Mcdonalds or...
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    Come in andy them sticks. Out wi the doggies when some clever young kunt came spinnin around uz on one o them off roo-ad bikes tryin ta intimidate...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread WINDOW in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "When I wuz at skoyl the tacher teld mi I,d never gerranyweer just dickin outa the window. Shudda seen the look on the...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Learning... in Pictures
    I never felt better than when shagging up agee-anst a roll of roofing felt.
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread TECHNOLOGY in Jokes
    First dog n boo-an we ad Tone wuz a party line n cud never use the fukker. Owd twat across the roo-ad cud fukkin tork fer England!
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    Dave Burgess started a thread F A S T? in Jokes
    drinking1F. Face, has her face slipped to one side? A. Arms, can she raise them? S. Speech, Is her speech slurred? ...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Trumps Book in Jokes
    BRILL!:excitement:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread TECHNOLOGY in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "Fukkin ell! Technology these days, tha can,t believe it. Every fukker az them mobile dog n bones n stuff, n when I wuz...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread MEADOW in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "I luv the smell of a sweet smelling meadow, teks mi back when playin az a kid. Now, thanks ta Glade I know when me...
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    Well, she,s deffo bin on a fukkin few in er time, talk about Pussy Galore!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Spot the model's... in Pictures
    Immune ta Wankin rash?
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Fake news... in Pictures
    Wonder if thi say owt ta them Mediums that Plod sometimes employ? "Is there anyone with us?" "No!" "Now fukk off ya daft kunt, am tryin ta fukkin...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Rockapes... in Pictures
    Well I met one or two quite spoorty at Abingdon back in 66 Tone!:rolleyes:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Learning... in Pictures
    Fukk it, al stick ta mi "Janet and John" books!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Rockapes... in Pictures
    Them 3 tash crabair tash wud keep thee warm in thee pit at neet, n bet thi tek it up the shitter!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread LONDONISTAN in Jokes
    Confined ta fukkin barracks or wot!:boxing:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DINE in Jokes
    drinking1Sed ta mi mate, "A thought thaa wo gunna bi on that "Come Dine With Me", gogglebox shite." "Kunts scrapped it." eee replied. ...
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    :welcoming:
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    drinking1Best advice at present iz keep away from Londonistan at weekends. It,s fukkin murder!:stupid:
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