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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Soldier F. in Forecast of Events
    Bi on the choo choo ta Edinburgh Chris at 11, so practicin me chat up lines n romantic side. "Put that fukkin fryin pan down!"
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    Dave Burgess started a thread INNER in Jokes
    drinking1Gorrin touch wi mi inner self this mornin. That,s the last time I gerrany fukkin bog rolls from Aldi!:stupid: ...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DONOR in Jokes
    drinking1Ordered summat on line yesterday n like a kunt used mi donor card instead o mi credit card. Cost mi n arm n a fukkin leg!:stupid:
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    Like when Val questions me John, I can remember fukk all!:stupid:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CROTCHLESS in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed that unbeknown ta im iz missis ad bought some o them crotchless clouts. Eee sed, "Fukkin ell, she wuz sittin on the sofa...
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    Bin thinkin that mesen John, owd Daves a top geezer, hope eeez OK?
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DVD in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "I bought this porno dvd today, took it oo-m ta wetch n all a cud see wuz a dark screen wi this fat fukker owdin iz knob. ...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread WEIGHT WATCHERS in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "I went ta the blue lagoon version o weight wetchers last neet. Fukkin ell! A lost 20 pound outa mi fukkin wallet!":stupid:
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    Power Of Attorney the way to go if pos Bob, I sorted it when my dear owd Mum was in a similar situation. Good luck with the delicate situation you...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread BRIGHT in Jokes
    drinking1Wuz talking to blonde Lil in the battlecruiser last neet, she,s a real stunner, massive tits and cute arse, top barmaid. Not very...
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    R.I.P. Les.
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    R.I.P. Biddy.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread DIFFICULT in Jokes
    drinking1Tash in the battlecruiser last neet sed, "Childbirth is the most difficult sensation in the World. I sed, "Az thy ever tried avin...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread AMY in Jokes
    drinking1Allus wondered why thi use Amy Whinehouse toons on them cookin progs. Then I realised that she wuz fukkin shit ot at warmin things up on a...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CHANGED in Jokes
    drinking1Mate went ta the local grab a granny neet weer eee pulled iz late Mothers best mate. Eee sed, "Not bad fer er age n az she put er...
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    Dave Burgess replied to a thread Bill Biddulph... in The Final RV
    R.I.P. Bill.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread LOBBED OUT in Jokes
    drinking1Mate sed, "I got lobbed out o me neighbours fancy dress party last neet fer comin in a bunny outfit.....which iz 18 year owd daughter wuz...
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
    And finally the motto I live by is summed up in the song which is sung at the very end of that brilliant piss take film.
    "ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE!
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