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    drinking1Fukkin brill when thaz bin Sam n Harry,d fer 51 years n tha still gets compliments from thee Missis. Fukkin sure that,s wot she...
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    Brill flick Jack, highest respect to the old & bold Airborne Warriors.
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    R.I.P.
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    Dave Burgess started a thread SLEPT in Jokes
    drinking1In an interview back in 1997 owd Donjella Trump sed eee cudda slept wi Princess Diana if eed wanted to. I doubt tha cudda back...
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    drinking1Mate went on one o them online dating sites got talkin to a tash n arranged ta meet up. When she turned up, she wuz a reight...
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    drinking1Thi reckon that Supermarkets blow the waftin smell o bakin in their stores ta get customers ta buy bread. If that,s true then...
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    Gud bit o saddle sniffin theer Jack!:wink-new:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CRASH in Jokes
    drinking1Mate teld mi that plod knocked on iz door yesterday n copper teld im, "I,m sorry to inform you sir that your wife looks as though she,s been...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread KUNT in Jokes
    drinking1Just ad a few days in York, n one hostelry I attended I sed ta the cute young tash barmaid, "By, a wunt mind bein inside thaa knickers luv!"...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread OFFENDING in Jokes
    drinking1Plod knocked on mi door today n sed, "Excuse me sir but your St. George flag is offending the Muslim neighbours." I sed, "Thank...
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    drinking1Mate sed, "When you see your 2 year owd daughter screaming er fukkin ee-ad off, you appreciate the important things in life. ...
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    Brill poem Richard, but am afraid that if wot the "Trouble" sez about me iz true then them pearly gates will deffo bi locked wi a big "FUKK OFF!"...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread 3 SQUIDS in Jokes
    drinking1"For just 3 a month Children in Africa can get the operation they need." Wot Sterilisation? Fukkin ell! eerz mi card...
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    Tongues at the ready lads!:wink-new:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread E COLI in Jokes
    drinking1BBC LATEST: "New Ecoli strain found in cucumbers particularly susceptable to women." Fukkin ell! Some o these headlines need no...
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    Dave Burgess started a thread CHIN in Jokes
    drinking1A mate o mine allus keeps iz chin up no matter wot life throws at im. Great geezer, fukkin terrible boxer!:boxing:
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    Dave Burgess started a thread IN COMMON in Jokes
    drinking1When tha thinks about it, Lesbians n Politicians av summat very much in common. One slip o the tongue n both the kunts are in...
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    Dave. Can you give me a bell on my mob: 07810820763 and I'll phone you back, think I have your num wrong.
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  2. Older than I,d like to be,not as fit as I used to be,married for 44 years to Val,my lover and best friend,without her I,d be either locked up or brown bread.Dad,grandad & great grandad,children really are the greatest thing you can posess,keep ya mind young & daft and keep ya body active.After 65 years on this earth and years studying the university of life which included leaving school with f.ck all in the way of qualifications,being sacked aged 17 from an indentured apprenticeship for banjoing the gaffer,6 years in the Parachute Regiment,digging the roads with the paddys,driving heavy plant,roofing contractor,gym owner and finally a postman.After that f.ckin lot I have gained a great insight into life and all the characters that go to make it up,and my conclusion is that some people are put on this earth to make people happy,whil,st others have a burning desire to make people miserable,so in my experience when you come across these twats,the only answer,"one right on the end of the old violin!"
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