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My Brilliant Dog.
There's lots of things you dont know about my dog
Its not lazy in winter like that dozy hedgehog
In summer its frisky and plays around
it poos all over the local football ground
It pees all over my neighbors lawn
It wakes me up at the crack of dawn
It free, its happy, it does what it likes
it slashes against dusbins and bikes
Its never asks me to pick up its poo
like fascist councils ask him to do
they are a disgrace to the human race
notices all over the place
.
They know damn well that dogs can't read
Its just the stuff that makes my heart bleed
my dogs brilliant it never came to that
he never got a collegiate hat
There's lots of things you dont know about my dog
Its not lazy in winter like that dozy hedgehog
In summer its frisky and plays around
it poos all over the local football ground
It pees all over my neighbors lawn
It wakes me up at the crack of dawn
It free, its happy, it does what it likes
it slashes against dusbins and bikes
Its never asks me to pick up its poo
like fascist councils ask him to do
they are a disgrace to the human race
notices all over the place
.
They know damn well that dogs can't read
Its just the stuff that makes my heart bleed
my dogs brilliant it never came to that
he never got a collegiate hat
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