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NEVER SEND THE MISSIS TO WICKES

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  • NEVER SEND THE MISSIS TO WICKES

    Geezer was fitting a door that he had bought from WICKES.
    Well on his way he realises that he,s a hinge short,so he ses to the missis,"do us a favour luv and nip down to WICKES and get me a hinge.
    Whi,lst she,s waiting for the manager to deal with another customer,she notices some beautiful gold plated bath taps which set her mouth watering.
    Finally the manager asks how he can help and she explains about the missing hinge,"and also", she asks,"how much are those beautiful bath taps?"
    "£450",he replies.
    "Good heavans",she ses,"thats way out of my price range!"
    Anyway the manager goes into the storeroom to look for the hinge,whil,st she waits patiently.
    About 10 minutes later he shouts to her from across the store,"I,ve found one sweetheart,would you like a screw?"
    "Oh no",she replies,"but you can have a f.ck for those bath taps!"
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